How many beautiful, sunny afternoons found me miserably imprisoned in my bedroom, mournfully sawing away at that dratted violin while my friends’ shrieking laughter testified to the fun they were having outdoors? I chafed at the unfairness of it all. Never mind that I was the one who had opted to ‘learn an instrument’ when the school music director came around our classroom soliciting fresh bodies for the band and orchestra. What had I been I thinking? And why the violin? Of all possible choices, what prideful foolishness made me think I could master this diabolical device, this mocking contraption of wood, catgut, and human misery? With each labored stroke of the bow it howled my musical incompetence to the world. My parents wore their game faces but I knew that deep inside they yearned anew each day for that dreaded hour to pass with a fervor no less impassioned than my own. They hid it well, but I knew and suffered even more exquisitely for the shame I felt at my own lack of the least aptitude. My frustration at times reduced me to a gibbering beast and like a beast I would gnash my teeth in impotent rage. In moments of absolute frenzy I would bite my nemesis, leaving toothy imprints for my tutor to puzzle over at our next lesson. He was wise enough never to inquire as to their origin.